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程式設計師遇到程式無法運作的20個反應

身為程式設計師多年的我,陸續遇到開發測試的各種奇異狀況,許多現象就如同這張表20個反應⋯⋯

程式員遇到程式無法運作時的反應
20. “That’s weird…"
19. “It’s never done that before."
18. “It worked yesterday."
17. “How is that possible?"
16. “It must be a hardware problem."
15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. “There is something funky in your data."
13. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!"
12. “You must have the wrong version."
11. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence."
10. “I can’t test everything!"
9. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT."
8. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested."
7. “Somebody must have changed my code."
6. “Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. “Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
4. “You can’t use that version on your system."
3. “Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. “Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don’t work:

1. “It works on my machine."

如果要改動的地方很多的話,那就改天吧XD~

參考: The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work

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萬能的智慧手機

手機很早之前就從大變小,近幾年來從Feature Phone進化成Smart Phone,除了規格不斷地提升,連帶功能也更加多元!因而逐漸取代其他設備,讓原本要攜帶多樣「傢伙」的人,現在只要帶著一支智慧手機,就能做想做的事情~

萬能的智慧手機

想知道智慧手機取代哪些設備,可以看它能夠安裝哪些應用程式 (APP),這讓一些在各個領域的龍頭短時間內墜落谷底,若無法轉型成功只好走向絕路⋯⋯

而身為程式設計師的我很樂觀其成,因為我可以寫出各種能讓生活變得更便利的軟體,只要把它安裝在智慧手機上即可!

參考:35年來科技改變了什麼?看你的桌子吧

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