Just My Life & My Work

Archive for 2016 年 10 月 09 日

程式設計師遇到程式無法運作的20個反應

身為程式設計師多年的我,陸續遇到開發測試的各種奇異狀況,許多現象就如同這張表20個反應⋯⋯

程式員遇到程式無法運作時的反應
20. “That’s weird…"
19. “It’s never done that before."
18. “It worked yesterday."
17. “How is that possible?"
16. “It must be a hardware problem."
15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. “There is something funky in your data."
13. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!"
12. “You must have the wrong version."
11. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence."
10. “I can’t test everything!"
9. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT."
8. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested."
7. “Somebody must have changed my code."
6. “Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. “Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
4. “You can’t use that version on your system."
3. “Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. “Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don’t work:

1. “It works on my machine."

如果要改動的地方很多的話,那就改天吧XD~

參考: The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work

標籤雲

<span>%d</span> 位部落客按了讚: